Here's a little joke to lighten up the boards! Enjoy!............. Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men........... That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes............... After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: ....The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long........................ The mistress: ......Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night....................... The married woman: ......I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

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"There's a lot more to being a woman than just being a mother; but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than some people suspect!"

 bluejay_04 wrote:Here's a little joke to lighten up the boards! Enjoy!............. Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men........... That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes............... After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: ....The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long........................ The mistress: ......Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night....................... The married woman: ......I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"My husband wouldn't even have said anything, he would have "jumped my bones" the second he walked in the door.

I just thought this was too funny. I could see my dad saying some ish like this to my mom lol.

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"There's a lot more to being a woman than just being a mother; but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than some people suspect!"

 bluejay_04 wrote:I just thought this was too funny. I could see my dad saying some ish like this to my mom lol.Girl, I don't want to even imagine my mother dressed like that but I could see her husband asking her what the h-e-ll she has on...

that was funny. damn is it really like that when you get married lol

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No it is not like that. With some older couples I have that , but like everything else times have changed. I love to see my wife in something sexy. If she were to be wearing something like that when I got from work it would be on. I would jump her bones as soon as I work through the door.  Marriage is fun and it is a sexual playground all bets are off and their are no rules.