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1) Lie about how big your díck is all the time, and about how many white women
you *8*ed while their husbands were away at work. This way, you feel wanted
by someone other than law enforcement.
2) Bounce as much as you can, bobble your head up & down and back & forth,
and hold your crotch when you walk. Don't forget to lick your lips as much as
possible.
3) Wear the largest clothes you can find. Wear you cap backwards or sideways.
Wear a bandana underneath the cap if possible.
4) Screw as many fat negro sows as you can, this way Your illegitimate children
help the mothers bleed the government dry, and you can lie to yourself about
what a "playa you is".
5) Only drink malt liquor, Colt 45, or Thunderbird.
6)When you get pulled over and arrested for the trunkful of weed in your Sedan
deVille, yell racism and racial profiling (even if the cop is black, he's an
oreo). Make sure the Nation of Islam and the NAACP hear about your case. Don't
forget the ACLU.
7) All negresses will allow their heathen children to run wild in stores and
break things. When they want you to pay for the items, tell them, "you just
want me to pay for that sheeeit cuz I'm black. You'd let me go if I was white,
mu tha*9*a."
8) All negresses will converse with the black check-out clerks at the grocery
store and hold up the line, especially when there's a lot of white folks behind
you. Act like you can't find your money and hold up the line even further.
9) Talk about how much you hate white people with your buddies when soliciting
downtown street corners, then lose all focus and hose your shorts when watching
all the fine, white businesswomen walking past.
10) It doesn't matter how *40* your car is, put the biggest diameter rims
on you can find, and the most expensive stereo system. Ride around in white
neighborhoods at night and play rap music as loud as you can. We love the rattling
trunk, we really, really do.
11) When you are at a street intersection when trying to find parking at you
favorite
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club, make sure you and your fellow negroes gridlock the intersection.
We aren't really in a hurry to get anywhere, really we're not.
12) When going on a drive-by shooting always miss the target and hit an innocent
bystander. Children are a plus.
13) Make the most annoying sounds when you laugh. Example: "KSSS SSSS SSSS
SSSS!!" Scream out loud when beginning your laugh, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, KSSSS
SSSS SSSSS SSSS!!"
14) Talk as loud as you can whenever you can. Especially in libraries or theaters.
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women, this is a perfect time for you to chimp out on your "boo". Remember,
white folks invented home video just because of you.
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women, when going to the theater, wear the highest weave you can,
and sit in front of some white people. Oh, this is the perfect time to call
your homegirl if you can get reception to your cellphone.
16) When at fast-food resturaunts, hog up the front counter and take your time
looking at the menu if you see white people behind you. Then, when giving your
order, keep changing it around. If you work at a fast food place, take an excessively
long time to get the order ready, especially for white people.
17) When at a check-out counter of any kind, try to bargain with the clerk
on the price. If you can't lower the price, grab it and run.
18) Walk slow and purposely push and shove, then look at those people with
disdain and smack your lips a lot.
19) When begging for money, act offended at white folks who only give you a
dime or a "solid quattah" instead of a five dollar bill. This is a reasonable
means to attack or mug them. When you get caught, state your reason as "dey
wuz white." The media and the ACLU will come to your rescue, so don't sweat
it.
20) Always whine about how the white man is keeping you down, and how you are
owed slave reparations. Even though you've never been a slave and could never
survive it because you're lazy.
21) Wear a lot of fake gold around your neck and fingers. Go to the dentist
and get those rotten teeth replaced with gold implants. Go ahead, you know you're
going to stiff the dentist. If he keeps harrassing you about the bill, call
the NAACP.
22) Always talk on your cellphone when driving. Ignore red lights, ambulances,
and fire trucks. If you hit someone, drive off.
23) Say stupid things like "YEEAAAAAAHHHHHH, BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!" or "BEEEEYYYYOOOOOOTTCHHH!!!!!"
Use ebonics so you don't have to sound intelligent like white folks.
24) Call the founding fathers racist slave owners so that public schools with
names like 'George Washington High' or 'Thomas Jefferson High' are changed.
Don't stop whining until every public school in America is named the following:
'Malcolm X High', 'Rosa Parks Middle School', 'Rodney King Elementary' and so
on.
25) Burn down your own churches and cry racism. This way you can demand that
the government build you a new church at taxpayers' expense, and they'll do
it.
26) Spread sexually transmitted diseases (to white girls if possible) and obsessively
use drugs.
27) Put your hand over your mouth and do your "human beat box" in public places
so you can annoy the *9* out of everyone.
28) Use "****9*a" a lot when speaking, end everything with "knowwhumsain?".
In certain instances, you may end sentences with "...n' sheeeeit". Knowwhumsain?
29) When the police officer hands you a ticket, tell him it's because you're
black. It had absolutely nothing to do with you running the red light moments
before.
30) Park you car on a college campus and vandalize it. Be sure to spray swastikas
and vulgarities on the car, then tell the police you are the victim of a hate
crime. Even if you are not an instructor or a student, you'll still be able
to sue the school. They'll cave in because you're black.
31) Stop in the middle of the street and get out of your car when you see a
homeboy of yours sitting on a curb, leave the door open and walk over and talk
to your "homie". Ignore the other drivers honking their horns, they're probably
just white folks anyway.
32) ALWAYS walk down the middle of the street. Never move for any oncoming
vehicles. When they honk, just give them a scowl and smack your lips a lot.
33) When in a grocery store or any other store, always block the isles, especially
for white people. Never move your shopping cart, and never tell your heathen
children to move out of the way. Whenever possible, act like you don't see the
person trying to get past.
34) Negroes are very sexual (not in a good way). *8* anyone or anything....
men, women, children, dogs..... if it has at least one hole, anything goes.
Anything to get your freak on.
35) When your girlfriend turns you in for roasting her 2 year old son in the
oven, tell the police the truth.... he broke your Playstation 2. Don't worry,
it should work.... you're black, after all.
36)
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women MUST have at least five kids by at least three different negroes
by the age of 21, or you aren't "keepin it real".
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women do not need babysitters. Tuck your eight children into bed,
go out to the clubs and get drunk and "freaked" by five or six negroes. When
you return home at 8:45AM, you'll find that someone ratted you out to Child
Protective Services. Blame it on your skin and say, "dey tryin' to take my kids
cuz I black, dawg!!"
38) Hang around gas stations and beg white people for money. Intimidation is
PLAN B if they refuse. Or, cry RACISM when they kick your ***.
39)
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check-out clerks must NEVER be polite or courteous to white customers,
for ANY reason. Overcharge them and keep the change, and NEVER thank them as
they're leaving, only give them a dirty look.
40)
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should strive for at least one prison term, so you can get your
proper respect from your peers. They will think you are ignorant if you try
to go to college, and will think less of you. They'll call you an "oreo".
41) To the negro, raping a white woman is the same as if she asked him to *8*
her. Go tell your friends what a "playa you is".
42) When watching a black movie at the theater, it's okay to pull your pistol
out and "bust caps" if you like the movie. If you aren't a suspect being led
away, remind the media that they wouldn't be airing this incident if it were
white people watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Make sure the cameras
are rolling when you say it.
43) Always beg your family and friends for money, and always eat their food.
Never pay them back or be there for them in their time of need.
44) If you somehow become rich, do NOT buy that Hummer or Mercedes Benz. No,
no! Rule #1, get a white girl!! Find yourself a white girl with enough low self-esteem
to be seen with a negro. Always have a white woman, no matter what she looks
like.
45) To the rappers, always steal white musicians' music and integrate it into
your mindless rap songs. They are too busy praising you to sue you.
46) Rappers should always remind people of how many times they've been shot
and lived to tell about it (like we didn't notice them on our TV screens). This
way, everyone will respect you even more. Remind everyone that rap music is
"the only way out" of the 'hood and crime, as if you weren't still stealing
cars, money, or drugs.
47) When cellmates ask you why you're locked up in prison, always say, "the
white man put me up in here, he keepin' me down."
48) Always give white people that "hard" stare... squint your eyes and flex
your lips. Breathe fast and hard, clench your fists when staring.
49) When you're being taped on COPS, always say, "whatchoo restin me fo, I
ain't did nuffin!!" A liberal attourney will see you and come to your aid. Don't
worry, the ACLU will pay for it.
50) Always sit as low as you can when driving. If your friends are following,
make sure you all drive alongside each other so you can take up all the lanes.
Drive under the minimum speed limit.
51) Lick your lips and rub your chin a lot in public places, so we know what
a "playa" you really are. Make sure a lot of white girls see you doing this.
52) For no reason at all, blurt out "KEEPIN IT REEEEAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!"
and "HHHHEEEEEYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" You sound ignorant, but
hey, they accept negroes these days.
53)Make up retarded names like ICE-T, ICE CUBE, Notorious B.I.G., and Tupac
(Tupunk) to call yourselves. As if Tyrell, LeShawn, and Shenanae weren't retarded
enough.
54) Take ebonics one step further and make up completely new words. Example:
"Fo' shizzle" or "dat's da shizznit!!"
55) Most negroes should die violently by age 30 if they wish to have a legacy.
Black women will grow old and teach their niglets lies about white people so
they can carry on their practice of whining and recieving handouts, and so they
can justify black-on-white crime.
56)
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pedestrians should cross intersections when the crossing sign clearly
says WAIT. Walk slowly so you can hold up traffic.
57)
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mothers, you will undoubtedly lose a son or two (or all eight), as
a result of being gunned down by a police officer during a struggle over the
officer's gun. Chimp out in front of the cameras, lie about how your "baby"
was a hardworking, loving, caring son.... even though his rap sheet was long
enough to wallpaper the complete interior of your project dwelling, and no matter
how many times he beat even your *** on certain occasions.
58) It is perfectly acceptable to gun down your best friend in a dispute over
a crack whore, a piece of chicken, or even a quarter or dime. The more insignificant
the item, the more justified it was to shoot him.
59) Watch only BET, MTV, or UPN. WB is not completely overrun by negroes yet,
so it is not yet appropriate for viewing.
60) When two negroes are ready to fight each other, they should circle each
other for approximately half an hour and tell each other how they are going
to hurt each other. "We gonna strap, dawg!" or "do sumfin', muhfugga!"
61) Speaking of fights, never attack a white person in packs of less than five.
Even women, since you'll need at least one *17*r to hold each limb while one
is raping her.
62) When
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women chimp out, they should talk extremely loud and fast using
excessive vulgarities, point a lot, and move their heads side to side and in
a circular motion. Spitting while screaming is a plus.
63) Overexaggerate body language when speaking. The more you exaggerate, the
more important you will feel.
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women should greet all people like this: "HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
This excludes white people. When greeting them, give them a dirty look and smack
your lips.
65) When being interrogated by the police for your crime, blame it on your
lack of a father for a role model.... even though you supposedly know this is
the reason why, and you commited crime anyway. Chances are, your father would've
led you down the same road anyway.
66) Always struggle with the police during your arrest. This way you'll get
your 15 minutes of fame on COPS or AMERICA's MOST WANTED.
67) The more a woman weighs, the sexier she is, black or white. 300lbs+ is
what you should be looking for.
68)
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women should chew gum like a cow grazing on grass, smack a lot when
you chew.
69) Smoke only menthol cigarettes.
70) Drink yourself into a drunken stupor and then beat your woman into a bloody
pulp. Tell her "I'm sorry" and she will drop charges.
71) Have a separate "downlow" relationship with a
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male, then go home
to your baby's momma and transmit your newly aquired HIV virus to her.
72)
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singers (especially rappers) should promote crime and other thuggish
activities in their music.
73)
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musicians should also promote the murder of white men and the raping
of their women in their music. Whites will be charged with hate crimes if they
do this, but for you, it's freedom of expression.
74) At work, sit around all day or hide in the restroom during your shift,
then collect your check at the end of the week and complain that you should
get more because you are the hardest working employee.
THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH IS FOR ASAD
75) Upon release from prison, you should have read the Koran and be a devout
Muslim. This further justifies your hate for the "white devil" and now leaves
the door open for you to become an activist. This will allow you to publicly
criticize the white man for your shortcomings and exempts you from hate crime
legislation. Take a page out of Jesse Jackson's book and shakedown large corporations
for money, threatening a discrimination lawsuit if they don't pay up.
76) A FUBU jumpsuit with a lot of fake gold around your neck and fingers is
the equivalent of a white man in an Italian suit wearing a Rolex watch.
77) A negro, for the most part, either has a *40* car and a nice "crib" or
a *40* home with a "pimp ride", never both. All finances are poured into one
or the other.
78) The more sex partners a black woman has, the higher status she has with
the negro.
79) For all the talk of
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women hating white women (as like with the males),
they should still try and look like them. Dress like they do, try and talk like
they do, and process the kinks and knapps out of your hair and dye it blonde.
Bleach your skin if you are excessively dark.
80) Use an excessive amount of cologne or perfume to hide your foul odor. Though
the cologne stinks, it is an improvement over your *8*.
81) When failing an IQ test for a promotion or a job application, sue the employer.
They will cave in because you're black, and from pressure from the NAACP.
82) Incidentally, when failing any military IQ test and you are put on the
front lines in war, claim that the white men want to kill you because you're
black.
83) Claim everything to your credit: Greek and Egyptian civilizations, inventions,
and even claim that America was built on the backs of negroes.
84) Claim that whites put drugs in black neighborhoods to keep negroes down,
or kill them, even though you chose to use those drugs if it WERE true.
85) Black politicians must NEVER speak of relevant issues. Instead, the main
focus should be expanding affirmitive action, the need for slavery reparations,
more hate crime legislation aimed against the white man, and the troubling fact
that hurricanes are not given black names...."Hurricane Shenanae".
86) Blame white governments for creating hurricanes, tornadoes, and tsunamis
in an attempt to kill blacks and other colored peoples.
87) As witnessed in New Orleans, negroes should ignore warnings to evacuate
cities due to incoming natural disasters. When stranded, blame the president
and white rescue teams for being racist and abandoning them, even though they
were warned they could be on their own for an unknown period of time. Negroes
should always wait for the government to do everything for them.
88) Keep up the claim that white women prefer negroes over white men, even
though negroes will be the only ones to believe it. If you repeat the lie long
enough, perhaps one day it will become the truth.
89) When police arrest someone in your neighborhoods, cry police brutality
even though police are trying to subdue a doped-up negroe. When police stay
out of your neighborhoods due to the high number of brutality complaints, cry
racism and say the city government does not care about blacks.
90)
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mayors should always leave office with the city in or near bankruptcy.
He should then boast about what a great job he did when indicted for corruption
charges.
91) When
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mayors fail their cities in emergencies such as natural catastrophies,
always blame state or federal officials. Never blame yourself or other negroe
city officials.
92)
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evangelists should become involved in race-related scams to sue police
departments or the city (example: Al Sharpton in the Tawana Brawley case). They
should also incite riots and then blame white people.
93)
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reverends should preach about doing the Lord's work, then preach
about how evil the white man is. He should also attempt to have sex with every
negress in the congregation, married or not.
94)
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muslims should claim that white governments attack their own countries
to blame muslims or minorities for terrorism, such as the claim that whites
flew the jets into the twin towers on 9/11 by remote control. And more recently,
the claim that whites blew up the New Orleans levees to drown the negroes. It
is absurd, but the negro will believe it.
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movies should have stupid names such as "How Stella Got Her Groove
Back", "Love Jones", and "Hustle and Flow".
96) When a
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convict is scheduled for execution on a certain day, stage
mass protests outside the prison. Do not take into account the victims' families,
most or all are white, anyway. These protests should be attended by Jesse Jackson,
Al Sharpton, Danny Glover, the NAACP, the Black Panthers, Louis Farrahkan and
the Nation of Islam, and *11*. Degenerate and violent behavior is accepted
in this peaceful protest. Claim that the convict is a victim of the white justice
system.
97) Any
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who were evacuated from their cities for any emergency should
never be thankful. If you get a sandwich or MREs, complain that they are cold.
If you get a cot to sleep on, complain that it is not a waterbed. Negroes should
trash and vandalize the hotels and facilities they are staying in, and should
attempt to rape or rob any volunteers or residents of that city.
98) Negroes should constantly whine about being held back and being poor, even
though they have multiple gold teeth, a cellphone and jewlery, and are wearing
FUBU or FILA jumpsuits and three hundred dollar sneakers. Claim that the white
man has you "locked up in the ghetto".
99) Negroes should justify looting by saying they were hungry and looking for
food, even though you cannot eat a 40" television set.
100) Claim that the AIDS virus was developed in the white man's laboratories,
engineered to wipe out the negro race..... even while knowing that the negro
in Africa created it through his "special affection" for the African green monkey.
101) In racially mixed neighborhoods (black & white), negroes should vandalize
their homes and paint racial slurs on it. For added effect, they should burn
their front yards and throw charred wood on top of the area to add the effect
of a cross burning. Blame the whites and say they want to drive you out of the
neighborhoods and cry in front of the news cameras, "OOOOOOOOOOOOHH, LAWD!!!
Look what dey done did to mah crib....er....mah home!!!".
102) Negresses should kill their children, then blame the govenment for failing
them and all blacks by not giving them enough welfare funds to properly care
for the children. Lie about a medical condition, if possible.
103) The dumbest of the negro women speak far worse than any of your typical
negroes, and can make one word sound like two. For instance, when a negro is
accused of a crime, he may say, "I didn't do nothin'". The dumb negress would
would say "Ah dih-in't do nuh-in!!" and smack her lips a lot.
104) Mispronounce words. Example: worse=(more) worser, worst=worsest, Buick=Byrrick
(stress the "r").
105) When in agreement with someone, a negress should respond "oooooooooohh,
chile, ain' dat da troof!" or "mmmmmmmmm-hmmmmmmmmm! Ah'm sayin'!".
106) When the male negro is in agreement with someone, he should reply "true
dat, mah *6*" or "right on, bruh".
107) Protest for years to enact affirmitive action, political correctness,
and to further hate crime legislation to outlaw anyone from calling you a *17*r.
Then, turn around and call each other *17*rs.
108) Every negro should have an alternate "street name" to go by, such as "Cornbread"
or "T-Bone".
109) Negroes should kill each other in gang wars over their "turf", actually
owned by some old rich Jew.
110) When your negro child *73* in the wrong place during potty training,
beat him to death or into a coma.
111) Never replace a burnt out headlight on your vehicle, just drive around
with your brights on and blind everyone. Justify it by saying they should be
able to hear you coming anyway from the bass out of the speakers.
112) Justify all crimes you've commited by blaming white people for holding
you back, that they wouldn't let you earn an honest living or live a decent
life (as if you really tried).
113) When they get your order wrong at the drive through, argue with the manager
that you should get your money back AND keep the food. When you do not get your
way, wait for the manager to leave work and try to run her over.
114) When you hit someone crossing the street, drive home with him sticking
halfway out of your windshield, and later tell the police you didn't know what
to do.... like call them in the first place.
115) Negroes should always be loud in public places, and always try to cut
in line at movie theaters, convenience stores, and resturaunts and then pick
a fight with someone when they say something. When the manager has to kick you
out of the store, spit at him.
116) For teenage negresses who are afraid of telling their mothers they are
pregnant (some are actually too stupid to tell or in denial), have the child
and then abandon it in a trash dumpster, or sell him for a bag of crack cocaine.
117. Celebrate your false heroes such as Martin Luther King, Jr., and show
a false sense of unity with your fellow negroes. The very next day, return to
your true ways and kill, rob, and rape each other. Indeed, *17*rs hate *17*rs,
too.
118. Become a contestant on AMERICAN IDOL and gain your short-lived fame. In
time, the media will expose your deviant and criminal past.
119. Any negress booted off of AMERICAN IDOL due to her untalented, shrill
voice will consequently bash and slander the show's judges in typical negro
fashion, making a bigger *** of herself than she did in auditions. She should
claim that she will make it to the top of the music world someday, and they
will regret throwing her off the show. Wearing a blonde wig is a plus.
120. At black funerals, negresses will lose all control and fall all over everyone,
and scream at the top of their lungs, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH LAWD TAKEMETAKEMETAKEME
LAWD PLEEEEEZE TAKE ME OOOOOOOOOHHH LAWD JEEEEZUS TAKE ME!!!!!"
121. It is no secret that negroes love to commit insurance fraud of all kinds.
Run out in the street to an oncoming vehicle and bump it as it passes. Fall over
and act injured, and later sue the vehicle owner. Make sure your victim is white,
negroes usually live below the poverty level, never have insurance, and usually
drive off after hitting someone.
122. Negroes operating a motor vehicle should slam on the brakes purposely
to cause an accident, and then act injured. Again, the victim should be white,
and again, you will sue.
123. Negresses should wear maternity dresses and strap on a cut-open basketball
half underneath as if to show pregnancy. Walk into the department store of choice
and shoplift until no more items can be carried. Watch for cameras, employees,
and security guards.
124. Eat at expensive resturaunts. Eat everything on the plate except for an
extremely small chunk of food. Complain to the waiter that you now feel ill
as a result of the food, and demand that they give you the meal for free. Threaten
to call the health department and the NAACP.
125. Claim that white people smell like wet dogs, even though negroes smell
like *73* (literally, in some cases). Due to negro stupidity and ignorance,
you do not realize that *11* are not counted as white people- they go the
extra mile to be black....this includes stench and sex with beasts (negroes).
126. Drink yourself into a drunken stupor and go to work driving a school bus,
endangering childrens' and motorists' lives.
127. Negroes should stalk neighborhood parks and prey on children (preferably
little white girls). Snatch one walking by your van and rape him/her at gunpoint
or knifepoint. Tell them you'll kill their parents if they tell the police.
128. Hold all-black events, such as the NAACP Black Achievement Awards. When
you find out about all-white events, cry racism and threaten a discrimination
lawsuit. Demand that the hosts of these events publicly apologize to the negro
community and donate to an all-black charity.
129. When a negress feels she made a mistake by having a child, it is acceptable
for her to kill him, sell him for drugs, or abandon him at a shopping mall or
random street corner. If the grandmother is alive, it is acceptable to burden
her with the child while you disappear for years at a time.
130.
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postal workers should always deliver mail to the wrong addresses.
If the home has a door mail slot, never push the mail completely through, instead
leaving it hanging halfway out of the slot.
131. Join a mob of twenty to thirty negroes to randomly pick out one white
person and attack him, and to stomp him to death for no reason. Today's politically
correct laws ensure that you will not be charged with a hate crime.
132. Negroes should always pronounce their names to sound exotic. For instance,
if a negress is named Jackie, she should introduce herself this way: "How yaw
durrin, mah name is Jackaaaayyy", stressing the "ie" to sound like "ay".
133. When negroes' vehicles break down, they should push it down the street,
backing up traffic for miles. Never push the car to the side of the road or
call a tow truck.
134. Negresses must dress like the lowest of prostitutes to attract even the
lowly negro male.
135. Brag about how much better life would be in Africa, even though you've
never been there, and despite the fact that even African
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look down on
you.
136) When a
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slaughters its mate, it is acceptable for the
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to
hack the carcass into pieces and grill the bodyparts on a barbeque pit in an
attempt to avoid capture.
137) When a
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is arrested, tried, and convicted of a murder, its family
should never accept any wrongdoing on the
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's part. They should make excuses
for the
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actions, such as "he be havin' a rough chilehood" or "Arongelo
nebbah had a daddy". The shegroid mammy should deny everything in front of the
news cameras, "cain't nahh muhfugga tells me mah Arongelo do dis to dat white
devil, mah boy inn-o-cent! He a good chile!"
138) Whenever losing in an argument to a white person,
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should always
switch to the usual *17*r insults and lies: "honkeys be smellin' like wet dog",
"*9*s you, ***", and of course, "yo momma". Internet
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should post
pornography images and the usual "muh d i k" messages.
139)
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should covet the thug lifestyle. Act, look, and talk like a thug.
When the police begin profiling the thug
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, it should cry racism and police
brutality.
140)
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911 operators should never take calls seriously. They should always
give them the typical *17*r attitude and ebonics, and never send the police
out to the scene. If questioned, the
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should say that the call sounded
like a prank call.
141)
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should get high and then call 911 to report a false emergency,
taking police officers, paramedics, and firefighters away from real emergencies.
When the
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are arrested, they should cry racism.
142)
NlGGERS
always find God (or Allah) in the days before conviction for a
crime. When finally being released from prison, they leave God and their Bible
behind, opting to return to their *17*rish ways of robbery, rape, and murder.
143) When
NlGGERS
are arrested for assaulting or murdering someone, they should
always lie and say, "he call me a
NlGGER
".
144) When
NlGGER
comedians are onstage exploiting
NlGGER
dom and TNB for comedic
purposes,
NlGGERS
should laugh and clap their hands loudly, rocking back and
forth violently in their seats while emitting those annoying "KSSS SSSS SSSS
SSSS" and "KEEK KEEK KEEK" sounds. When a white man says the same thing,
NlGGERS
should become furious and cry racism. They should demand endless written and
public apologies while threatening citywide riots and violence.
NlGGERS
should
try to ruin the career of the white man in question.
145)
NlGGERS
should carjack people, and always murder the victim. When the
NlGGER
is questioned upon capture, it will be asked why it murdered the victim.
The
NlGGER
should respond, "I needs a cah to git 'cross town, an I ain' hab
no bus fare. Dis ho din't wanna gib up da wheels."
NlGGERS AREN'T HUMAN
